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<table border="0" bgcolor="#000000" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3">
<tr>
<td width="100%">
<p><font size="4" color="#FFFF00">Crystal Ball</font></p>
<font color="#CCCCFF">
<p>Please enter a yes/no question and it will respond</p>
<p>Warning: the crystal ball has a tendency to be sarcastic!</p>
<table width="40%" border="0">
<tr>
<td>
<form name="input1">
<input name="textfield" size=63>
</form>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<table width="8%" border="0">
<tr>
<td>
<form>
<input type="button" name="button1" value="Ask Me!"
onClick="getAnswers()">
</form>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<script language="JavaScript">
//Crystal Ball Script
//
//Visit JavaScript Kit ) for script
function getAnswers() {
time = new Date()
randominteger = time.getSeconds()
if (document.input1.textfield.value == "") {
alert("You dummy! You didn't enter anything into the Crystal Ball!!!")
return
}
if (randominteger <= 3) answer="Did you really think so? Hahaha, I'm laughing now at your pitiful chances."
if ((randominteger >= 4) && (randominteger <= 6)) answer ="Yeah, it it's got a 65% chance of happening."
if ((randominteger >= 7) && (randominteger <= 9)) answer ="Oh come on! No way!"
if ((randominteger >= 10) && (randominteger <= 12)) answer ="As sure as I'm made of glass, this is likely to happen."
if ((randominteger >= 13) && (randominteger <= 15)) answer ="Why are you asking A CRYSTAL BALL? Do you really believe the answers?"
if ((randominteger >= 16) && (randominteger <= 18)) answer ="Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that NO!"
if ((randominteger >= 19) && (randominteger <= 21)) answer ="Good chances lie on the horizon."
if ((randominteger >= 22) && (randominteger <= 24)) answer ="Ask me again, I am restless and overworked."
if ((randominteger >= 25) && (randominteger <= 27)) answer ="Do you know how the Crystal Ball works? There's your answer."
if ((randominteger >= 28) && (randominteger <= 30)) answer ="As the sun is hot, your answer is YES."
if ((randominteger >= 31) && (randominteger <= 33)) answer ="Did you get drunk last weekend? There's your answer."
if ((randominteger >= 34) && (randominteger <= 36)) answer ="Forget about it"
if ((randominteger >= 37) && (randominteger <= 39)) answer ="Yeah, it could happen. 80% chance."
if ((randominteger >= 40) && (randominteger <= 42)) answer ="Hitler has a better chance of raising from the dead."
if ((randominteger >= 43) && (randominteger <= 45)) answer ="If you really think so, then it shall be."
if ((randominteger >= 46) && (randominteger <= 48)) answer ="Who said ambiguous answers were bad? Not me, so YES!"
if ((randominteger >= 49) && (randominteger <= 51)) answer ="You think I'm going to answer that after a day of hard work? Ask again later."
if ((randominteger >= 52) && (randominteger <= 54)) answer ="If you own a pet, yes. Otherwise, no."
if ((randominteger >= 55) && (randominteger <= 57)) answer ="The sun will rise in the east and set in the west. Thank you Captain Obvious. YES!"
if ((randominteger >= 58) && (randominteger <= 60)) answer ="I'm laughing hard, very hard. You'd better ask again."
var newWindow = window.open("","Results","width=300,height=300")
newWindow.document.write("<html><body bgcolor='#000000' text='#FFFFCC' link='#00FFFF' alink='#000066' vlink='#6666FF'>")
newWindow.document.write("<P align='center'><font size='4' color='#FFFF00'>Your Question:</P><P></P><font size='3' color='#FFFFCC'>")
newWindow.document.write("<P align='center'>" + document.input1.textfield.value + "</P>")
newWindow.document.write("<P></P><P></P><P></P><P align='center'><font size='4' color='#FFFF00'>The Great Crystal Ball Has Answered:</P><P></P>")
newWindow.document.write("<font size='3' color='#FFFFCC'>")
newWindow.document.write("<P align='center'>" + answer + "</P>")
newWindow.document.write("<P></P><P></P><P align='center'><A HREF='javascript:window.close()'>Close Me</A></P>")
}
</script>
</font>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<p align="center"><font face="arial" size="-2">This free script provided by</font><br>
<font face="arial, helvetica" size="-2"><a href="http://scripturi.3xforum.ro">freeScript
</a></font></p>
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<table border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3">
<tr>
<td width="100%">
<p><font size="4" color="#000000">Crystal Ball</font></p>
<font color="#000000">
<p>Scrie o intrebare cu un posibil raspuns DA sau NU</p>
<p>Atentie : Globul de cristal are tendinta sa fie sarcastic !</p>
<table width="40%" border="0">
<tr>
<td>
<form name="input1">
<input name="textfield" size=63>
</form>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<table width="8%" border="0">
<tr>
<td>
<form>
<input type="button" name="button1" value="Intreaba-ma!"
onClick="getAnswers()">
</form>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<script language="JavaScript">
function getAnswers() {
time = new Date()
randominteger = time.getSeconds()
if (document.input1.textfield.value == "" {
alert("Nu ati introdus nimic în globul de cristal!!!"
return
}
if (randominteger <= 3) answer="Chiar crezi asa?  ), numai pot de ras !."
if ((randominteger >= 4) && (randominteger <= 6)) answer ="Da, sunt sanse 80% sa se fi intamplat !"
if ((randominteger >= 7) && (randominteger <= 9)) answer ="Sa fim seriosi,nici vorba!"
if ((randominteger >= 10) && (randominteger <= 12)) answer ="Din cate stiu, sunt din sticla, deci mi-ar placea sa se intample !"
if ((randominteger >= 13) && (randominteger <= 15)) answer ="Chiar crezi tot ce raspund ?)"
if ((randominteger >= 16) && (randominteger <= 18)) answer ="Da-mi o pauza, da-mi o pauza !"
if ((randominteger >= 19) && (randominteger <= 21)) answer ="Sanse bune se afla la orizont."
if ((randominteger >= 22) && (randominteger <= 24)) answer ="Intreaba-ma din nou, sunt prea agitat si suprasolicitat"
if ((randominteger >= 25) && (randominteger <= 27)) answer ="Stii cum functioneaza Bila de Cristal ?-Aici e raspunsul !"
if ((randominteger >= 28) && (randominteger <= 30)) answer ="Dupa cum soarele este fierbinte, raspunsul meu este DA )"
if ((randominteger >= 31) && (randominteger <= 33)) answer ="Ai baut in ultimul Weeckend)?"
if ((randominteger >= 34) && (randominteger <= 36)) answer ="Dute-n mata !"
if ((randominteger >= 37) && (randominteger <= 39)) answer ="Da s-ar putea intampla 80%"
if ((randominteger >= 40) && (randominteger <= 42)) answer ="Hitler are o sansa mai buna de a se trezi din 'somn'! "
if ((randominteger >= 43) && (randominteger <= 45)) answer ="Daca intradevar este, ea va fii!"
if ((randominteger >= 46) && (randominteger <= 48)) answer ="Cred ca da !"
if ((randominteger >= 49) && (randominteger <= 51)) answer ="Crezi ca am de gand sa mai raspund dupa o zii grea de munca )? Incearca mai tarziu."
if ((randominteger >= 52) && (randominteger <= 54)) answer ="Daca am un animal de casa :O, NU!"
if ((randominteger >= 55) && (randominteger <= 57)) answer ="DA"
if ((randominteger >= 58) && (randominteger <= 60)) answer ="Este greu foarte greu, mai incerca o data !"
var newWindow = window.open("","Results","width=300,height=300"
newWindow.document.write("<html><body bgcolor='#000000' text='#FFFFCC' link='#00FFFF' alink='#000066' vlink='#6666FF'>"
newWindow.document.write("<P align='center'><font size='4' color='#FFFF00'>Intrebarea ta :</P><P></P><font size='3' color='#FFFFCC'>"
newWindow.document.write("<P align='center'>" + document.input1.textfield.value + "</P>"
newWindow.document.write("<P></P><P></P><P></P><P align='center'><font size='4' color='#FFFF00'>Marea Bila de Cristal a raspuns :</P><P></P>"
newWindow.document.write("<font size='3' color='#FFFFCC'>"
newWindow.document.write("<P align='center'>" + answer + "</P>"
newWindow.document.write("<P></P><P></P><P align='center'><A HREF='javascript:window.close()'>Inchide fereastra</A></P>"
}
</script>
</font>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<p align="center"><font face="arial" size="-2">This free script provided by</font><br>
<font face="arial, helvetica" size="-2"><a href="http://scripturi.3xforum.ro">freeScript
</a></font></p>
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